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fmab fic recs (for @avatarsnowy)

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:37:12 -0400

It’s actually been a fairly long time since I read any of these but I bookmarked them so they’re probably good!

Ed/Winry:

Under A Black Sky: Major Edward Elric of the Amestrian Interplanetary Force has lost his brother and his limbs in a Bug Raid. Doctor Winry Rockbell of Med Base Chiron will have to try to put him together again.

Sci-fi AU epistolary fic, pls.

Responsible Adults: (no summary given)

Post-series fic with babies. IT’S SUPER CUTE. Roy and Riza also feature. I’m a little conflicted over whether I think Roy would teach Ed’s kid any kind of arrays (because alchemy = responsability and also history and blah blah blah, even if, as implied, they were just little fun ones) but that’s literally one throwaway line of the fic. Basically, as I said, it’s just super cute and stuff.

Roy/Riza:

First Few Desperate Hours: Isolation breeds anxiety, and some rather rash decisions. Set after chapter 62, though a little handwavy about the timeline.

IF YOU ONLY READ ONE FIC IN THIS LIST, MAKE IT THIS ONE. Hands down my favourite Roy/Riza fic out there, and one of my all time favourite fics in general. (Check out everything by sixpences tho, for real.)

On The Line, Or Five Times Roy Mustang Drunk-Dialed Riza Hawkeye: It’s not that he has a problem.

and also —

Take Aim: Riza Hawkeye, before.

but really anything by Rawles, tbh.

Speaking in Tongues: Riza has an idea. Turns out, it’s a good one.

TEENAGER MAKEOUTS, PLS. Anything by aamalie (am I biased by frandship? MAYBE. but not really tbqh, it’s just good stuff :D)

Hearts or Hits: The year is 2005, and the music scene is changing rapidly. Myspace is still in, the coolest smart phone on the market is the T-Mobile Sidekick, and fanfiction is still posted to Livejournal and Quizilla. The world’s about to meet the Next Big Thing - The Burnouts - fronted by guyliner rocking Roy Mustang, and his right hand man Riza Hawkeye. But can Team Mustang really make it big without selling out? Or will they have to sacrifice hearts for hits?

BANDOM AU. Aka the one that killed me with UST. Occasionally the pacing is a little choppy (sry desidere, u know i love u) but overall it is fantastic and ridiculous and makes me grin.

Shell Game: While the Chief practices his best vengeful face and looks up the recipe for a fake corpse in some freaky alchemy cookbook, Breda and the rest of Team Mustang get to deal with the really annoying bits of this operation.

This is more gen-leaning than Roy/Riza but it still gave me feelings about them sooooooooo. It’s also hilarious, starring mildly-incompetent but nobly-intentioned Roy Mustang and his long-suffering crew as they prepare to fake Maria Ross’ death.

I DON’T HAVE ANY LING/LANFAN OR AL/MEI RECS I’M SORRY :(

like seriously it took me once for my brother to steal my phone and post shit on facebook for me to...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:20:04 -0400

like seriously it took me once for my brother to steal my phone and post shit on facebook for me to put a passcode on there ok

kushinaas replied to your post: if you respond to or reblog that post telling me… it’s...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:13:11 -0400

kushinaas replied to your post: if you respond to or reblog that post telling me…

it’s pronounced gif

i’m gonna block you

owl just put a fucking passcode on your shit

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:12:20 -0400

owl just put a fucking passcode on your shit

if you respond to or reblog that post telling me what the proper way to pronounce ‘gif’...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:09:08 -0400

if you respond to or reblog that post telling me what the proper way to pronounce ‘gif’ is i will pave all of the floors in your house with legos and burn your shoes

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Sun, 26 May 2013 00:05:46 -0400

stelmarias replied to your post: no amount of blacklisting or tumblr hating can…

it’s pronounced ‘make out with me’

no amount of blacklisting or tumblr hating can keep asinine posts about the pronunciation of...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:03:06 -0400

no amount of blacklisting or tumblr hating can keep asinine posts about the pronunciation of ‘gif’ off my dash

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Sat, 25 May 2013 23:56:14 -0400

watssonia: being hot is exhausting

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:26:03 -0400

watssonia:

being hot is exhausting

girlsbydaylight: by MP

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:51:40 -0400

girlsbydaylight:

by MP

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Sat, 25 May 2013 22:17:33 -0400

i’m a little worried about anna’s relationship w envy

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:10:53 -0400

i’m a little worried about anna’s relationship w envy

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Sat, 25 May 2013 22:03:42 -0400

godokamadoka: やっと会えたね | ユラギ [pixiv]

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:43:13 -0400

godokamadoka:

やっと会えたね | ユラギ [pixiv]

misschapel: sometimes, a huge hole opens up in my chest and the only thing that can fill it is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:23:53 -0400

misschapel:

sometimes, a huge hole opens up in my chest and the only thing that can fill it is avatar: the last airbender and i usually end up curled into a ball sobbing

i feel so sorry for everyone who doesn’t have my dashboard

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:20:40 -0400

i feel so sorry for everyone who doesn’t have my dashboard

masoncara: alison and stam are my only friends <3 go get fucked i was working

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:18:37 -0400

masoncara:

alison and stam are my only friends <3

go get fucked i was working

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:09:04 -0400

giantpandaphotos:

© Justin Lo.

“The next time I make you cry, it’ll be from tears of joy!”

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:34:35 -0400

“The next time I make you cry, it’ll be from tears of joy!”

dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:00:47 -0400

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar