One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
Snowy; ENTP; they/them
I should come with a warning label.
One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
Chris Person fixed TIME’s new magazine cover. Now it’s accurate. (TIME version #1, Person edit #2)
Update: And here’s another stellar contribution from @direlog
EXCELLENT
From @EARNEST_CYBORG9
THIS LITTLE SHIT.
FUCK.
THANKS A LOT, BATMAN
DEAD
YOU HAD ONE JOB, BATMAN.
DAMMIT BATMAN, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
(Source: iraffiruse)
trigger warning for self harm in the tags
Datamancer’s Steampunk Laptop
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