Short hair with purple pastel color
Holy water cannot help you now
Snowy; ENTP; they/them
I should come with a warning label.
Snowy; ENTP; they/them
I should come with a warning label.
breathes heavily
for the Lemonzine
if it cannot break out of its peel, the lemon will die without ever being born.
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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!
CRIES WITH HAPPINESS
Sit on me.
Man, if this animatic clip with Jeremy Shada and Jim Cummings doesn’t rev your engines for next Monday night’s premiere, “Up a Tree,” then perhaps you’ve no engines to rev.
always, always reblog.
I’d like to think this is what I’d do should a family member of mine ever go to jail.
WONT SOMEONE JUST GIVE A THOUGHT TO TRADITION!?!
(Source: notsexistbut)
Lady Gaga giving sex advice to her female fans whilst on the Howard Stern show. (via fuckyeahladygaga)
So I had a friend when I was 17 who told me that she’d never had an orgasm, but she wasn’t bothered about it because her boyfriend had told her it was normal for girls our age.
I am going to assume that Lady Gaga had one of those boyfriends too.
(via grumbelina)
Yeah i had my first orgasm in middle school. from jerking off, which I had been doing since 5th grade. by the time I lost my virginity at 16, I knew what was up.
Between this, the wheelchair stunt and the blackface, I fucking dare people to defend Lady Gaga.
(via iamwhoiamandidontgiveadamn)
If I don’t want to have an orgasm, one surefire way to prevent it is thinking about Lady Gaga. She’s so totally self-obsessed that perhaps that’s been the problem all along.
(via scribbleface)
WOMEN DON’T EVEN BEGIN TO ENJOY SEX UNTIL MID-TWENTIES. HAHAHAA. CHELSEA. DID YOU HEAR THAT. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA.
