gaypocalypse:

cruisecontrolforcool:

screenburned:

ok! so

tags with slashes in them, such as #personal/, have long been used to make something untrackable/keep it out of the relevant tag for Tumblr Savior purposes. normally, if you try to go to, say, http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/foobar/ it will just discard the trailing slash. however, if you URL escape it and go to http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/foobar%2f then you’ll see all the posts tagged #foobar/ (in this case, just mine)

so if you want to tag something and make the tag untrackable, the only thing that helps right now is adding dashes. at some point, even that might get fixed, although I don’t know if it will or how it will

a warning for if you use punctuation to keep stuff out of tags

probably safer to just use five dummy tags before the one you want to be untrackable, because tags after the fifth tag don’t count outside of your own blog

not that that’s super fun or anything but

hamburgerjack:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Ya’ll ain’t shit

I hate everyone

It just kept getting worse as I scrolled down

Omfg, I cackled, I can’t be doing that in a library

(Source: tumblr.com)

windows-vriska:

• bring them to a party. extroverts do not care who they are with or where they are going and don’t care about safety or sleeping or going to work the next day. they live to party. make it happen 4 them.
• they are basically golden retrievers. they do not have deep thoughts or feel sadness they just smile and greet everyone they see. that’s it. that’s all.
• they are also tomagatchis. if you do not give them attention they will cry, shit themselves, and then die. it has been clinically proven by real science that if u leave extroverts alone for an extended amount of time they will wither and die like vampires without blood
• extroverts are not actually humans but human/robot hybrids that thrive on human attention and if u leave them alone their batteries start dying and they sneak out to find a Party (the ideal situation for ANy extrovert) to recharge their batteries
• they dont fuck up conversations. ever. theyve never made a mistake or offended someone or said the wrong thing or embarrassed themselves. they’re part fucking robot those mistakes are reserved for stupid “introverted” mortal humas
• do not let them near introverts. they will scare them. their loud voicees and partying ways will disturb the gentle introvert and society may risk losing a brilliant genius introvert to the anxiety-inducing powers of a party animal extrovert, who cannot understand peoples emotions and will continually try to force the thoughtful and gentle introvert into humiliating social situations. it seems like miscommunication but actually they do this because they are working to exterminate the human race
• they cant have anxiety they dont worry about anything they just want to be around people and party. they are naturally happy becasue they are fundamentally stupid and can magically get along with everyone. they dont have deep thoughts like introverts so they are not prone to depression. it has never happened i checked
• 2 kill an extrovert just abandon them somewhere thousands of miles from humanity they are not even smart enough to make a food without human contact they will shrivel and die as stated before. if u wish to care for the extrovert be mindful of all above mentionded things and do not abandon extrovert under any circumstances. if they are good reward them with party

there  u go here’s a special guide to extroverts by me 

everything i know i learned on tumblr and snopes so this information is definitely true

the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick:

vaugner:

on episode three of sherlok and I’m still not exactly sure who destiel is

he’s the one holding the sonic screwdriver

(Source: kusakaryuuji)

buttbrothers:

“reblog this post of you’re gay or a supporter!”

i scroll past the post without a second thought

suddenly, the lesbian is torn from me

i am no longer gay

“i should have reblogged that post” i whisper, eyes closing, straight tears falling from my straight heterosexual eyes

dicksimmons:

sudden waves of notes on old posts

liraelgoldhand:

also guys if your askboxes aren’t working, check and see if you have the extension to have paragraph breaks in askboxes installed. IT IS NO LONGER WORKING! and therefore you must disable it to submit asks again, because tumblr is a Highly Functional Website, as we all know

staff:

Check this out! We’re testing real-time notifications from people you follow.

You should start to see them in the next few hours (and can toggle them on your Settings page).

Enjoy!

Dude are you shitting me this would KILL for posts with a ton of notes

At least you can toggle them i guess but jesus christ

confusedtree:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Remember that.

This would be a fair rebuttal to complaints about the site’s impending overhaul if not for several considerations

• Tumblr is free because it gets the vast majority of its money from venture capital. It is able to attain this funding due to several factors including its marketability AND, more importantly, site growth
• Thus, creating an entirely counter-intuitive user experience that drives down the site’s retention rate makes no sense
• Regardless of whether or not this site is a paid service, rolling out a largely untested and buggy overhaul that renders several competent workarounds developed by the site’s users invalid is classless and reeks of amateurism the likes of which would make the developers and programmers who worked on Sonic ‘06 embarrassed

fallingisstillflying:

REBLOG THIS THIS IS IMPORTANT

use xkit to blacklist tags. this is so important for people who need to blacklist triggering or nsfw things. 

xkit still works.

please spread the word

(Source: d-rownings)

well

zaynmaliksactualgirlfriend:

avatarsnowy:

when i click on the reply button it just vanishes

i was going to reply to this saying yeah me too

but then i realized

i cant reply

IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS YOU’RE HEARTLESS 

IF YOU DONT PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU 

ONLY SATAN WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS

IF YOU PASS THIS BY BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PERSON

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS BETTER REBLOG THIS

IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS I’M UNFOLLOWING YOU

thepirateking:

kaibas-pants:

kordova:

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that.

OH MY GOD

w4ts0n:

when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners