hinoneko:

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

thickbrowsensei:

misskenzierain:

thickbrowsensei:

Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra 

you misspelled season three of sherlock

you misspelled my foot in your ass

bramblepatch:

Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.

(Source: paragative)

sapphicdalliances:

it’s okay straight people, you make me uncomfortable too

(Source: escapedpatronus)

(Source: suzannepearman)

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

bigbardafree:

idris elba looks like how good cologne smells

blackfoxx:

thesimplethingsthatmakemesmile:

brokebeautifulandfabulous:

write4life:

whoaaitsjess:

Redesigned DC Metro ads by Paul Weber.

LMAO!!!!

but why is this so true!!

D: thankfully I am going home for the summer…but this will be my hell again come aug :/

Omg the last one lmao!! they FINALLY fixed the dupont escalator!

barbieprivilege:

how come there are silencers for guns not vibrators this is 2013

ciil:

ana’s eva au: giant loser kaworu

siuilaruin:

confusedtree:

Oh holy shit I didn’t realize Cracker Barrel was the name of an actual restaurant and not a term of endearment for gated communities

i just shrieked omfszhgjkasf

nymre:

still getting the oogies from ‘sweetie’ and it’s not a dead Momo but a stuffedanimalmomo. just in case. 

so kay requested some dad!Aang. ugh I had to brainstorm but my headcanon for this: Aang returns home in the morning from one of his Avatar field trips.  yep.